all of them bc im an asshole and ilu
- Send me a ♥ for my muses romantic opinion on yours.
uh i guess i would hold your hand or something idk dude youre like family
- Send me a ♋ for my muses platonic opinion on yours
rad as fuck
- Send me a ☢ for my muses angsty opinion on yours.
the fuck does this even mean
oooh kitty you and your nice hair fuck you
- Send me a ☀ for a happy memory my muse has shared with yours.
i died and lost my memory and was convinced for about a week your name was daryll
- Send me a ✥ for a hidden desire my muse has for yours.
i want you to have all the love and happiness you deserve
- Send me a ♫ for a song that reminds my muse of yours.
here u go
- Send me a (◕‿◕✿) for something my muse admires about yours out loud.
you have friends and clade and quads and people who would kill for you
- Send me a (◡‿◡✿) for something my muse silently admires about yours.
motherfucker what goddamn shampoo do you use
- Send me a ރ for a sexy thought my muse has had about yours.
yea i dont?? feel that way about you? sorry but i still love you dude
I WAS PLEASANTLY SURPRISED UP UNTIL THAT FUCKING SONG, I WANT A FRIENDSHIP DIVORCE.
you’re friighteniingly competent, kiitty
IT WAS A WARM UP!
you miight have been pu2hiing them two hard 2weet love
THAT’S RIDICULOUS, I WAS DOING EVERYTHING THEY WERE.
II love you
NO YOU DON’T GET IT, EVEN AV JOINED IN.
waiit what happened iin cla22?
THEY STAGED AN IMPRESSIVELY COORDINATED MUTINY BECAUSE APPARENTLY I’VE BEEN “PUSHING THEM TOO HARD”.
World’s cutest kitten promoted to Queen of the Clovers
ii dont know how anyone could be creatiive when greetiing 2omeone for the fiir2t tiime.
anyway2, her there kk
WELL I USED TO GO ON THESE HUGE SPIELS AND GIVE THEM FAKE NAMES AND FUCKED UP HERITAGES I PULLED OUT OF MY ASS BUT NOBODY EVER RESPONDED SO I JUST GAVE UP.
HEY. I’VE BEEN KICKED OUT OF MY OWN CLASS FOR WANTING THEM TO BE SAFE, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY.
Oh my god.
I’VE DREAMED OF THIS MOMENT.
id havve to point out the transition an itd make it less smooth you spirally banana
#kit#i forget you
I no longer wish to continue this conversation.
god fucking damn it tumblr
i knoww you redundant wwingwwongnoodle i wwas tryin to keep the convvo smooth
IT WAS ALREADY A SMOOTH TRANSITION YOU SQUIRMING LUMP OF GANGRENOUS ASSFLESH.
talk about a wwaste of resources
i mean wwe should be out there finding neww and intelligent forms of life
YOU INCOMPETENT SHITWAFFLE, IT CUTS TO THE BLUES AFTER THAT.
SHIT THERE WAS A NEW EPISODE YESTERDAY WASN’T THERE.
but i mean evven if wwe wwere to pull out today and if they would come take our base they wwould have twwo bases in the middle of a box canyon
WHAT’S UP WITH THAT ANYWAY?
I MEAN, I SIGNED ON TO FIGHT SOME ALIENS. NEXT THING I KNOW, MASTER CHIEF BLOWS UP THE WHOLE COVENANT ARMADA AND I’M STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, FIGHTING A BUNCH OF BLUE GUYS.