krissklearlylovesall:

I love!

I WANT TO BE A MALE FAIRY.

FUCK THE POLICE MY LEGS LOOK GREAT TODAY

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agirlintheshade:

Hello, gorgeous. #violin #fiddle #sopretty

redirectednuisance:

Nnnnnnno

Protests to the fullest degree, 

(:B

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redirectednuisance:

You’re the one who reblogged the meme and you can’t blame me for being curious

YES I CAN.

WATCH ME.

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redirectednuisance replied to your post: Every. Single. Flower.

Karkat you are my favorite gold star for you,

NO I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU, YOU SUCK.

redirectednuisance sent: Every. Single. Flower.

YOU EGREGIOUS SHITPICKLE.

Roses: Who is your love interest?

THESE THINGS USUALLY MEAN MATESPRIT, SO, SOLLUX. …WELL THAT COULD ENCOMPASS A VAST MAJORITY OF MY QUADS ACTUALLY, BUT STILL.

Lilacs: Do you consider yourself beautiful and innocent?

DON’T MAKE ME FUCKING LAUGH.

Irises: Do you have words worth spreading? Wise words?

WELL ONE OF MY POSTS GOT LIKE FIFTY NOTES ONCE. IT WAS HORRIFYING. I DON’T WANT MY WORDS SPREADING, WISE OR FUCKING NOT. THOSE ARE MY WORDS AND I WILL FIGHT YOU, MOTHERTRUCKER.

Gladiolus: Are you violent?

SOMETIMES? USUALLY IT’S IN SELF DEFENSE THOUGH, DO I DUNNO IF IT COUNTS. I’D PREFER NOT TO FIGHT FOR THE MOST PART BUT I WILL IF I HAVE TO. AND I’LL WIN.

Lilies: Have you lost someone important to you?

YEAH. A FEW. A LOT. I KNOW THEY SHOULDN’T BE IMPORTANT, THEY WERE PISSGUZZLING ASSBANDITS BUT… HHHH. THEY MEANT A LOT TO ME BEFORE.

Protea: Are you courageous?

I’D CALL IT STUPIDITY BEFORE COURAGE TO BE HONEST. IT’S MORE THAT I DON’T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME THAN I’M BRAVE ENOUGH TO FACE IT ANYWAY. I’M REALLY NOT.

Peony: Are you lucky?

NOT IN THE LEAST. I MAY AS WELL HAVE SLAUGHTERED A FAIRY COURT WITH A BROKEN MIRROR FOR ALL THE BAD LUCK I HAVE.

Orchid: Are you a charming person?

SOMETIMES?? I CAN MANAGE IT WITH PAL AND SOMETIMES ARADIA. BUT THEN POTATOES. 

Statice: What do you like to remember?

IDK. ANYTHING GOOD WOULD BE NICE, IT’S… HARD. ONLY REALLY BEING CERTAIN THAT YOU’LL REMEMBER THE BAD STUFF. MY MEMORY’S A BITCH. I THINK IT’S GETTING BETTER THOUGH.

Sun flower: What brings you happiness?

NOT MUCH.

Lisianthus: What do you appreciate?

THIS IS A FUCKING BIZARRELY WORDED QUESTION. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?? I APPRECIATE QUESTIONS WORDED IN WAYS THAT MAKE CONVENTIONAL SENSE, I’M NOT PUTTING EFFORT INTO DECODING YOUR GRAMMATICAL SHITHEAP OF A SENTENCE, JESUS CHRIST.

Sweet pea: Are you delicate or sweet?

PRETTY SURE IF I WAS EVEN REMOTELY DELICATE I’D BE DEAD BY NOW. I’M LIKE THE UNIVERSE’S PUNCHING BAG, I’D BE NO USE IF I WAS DELICATE. AND I’M ABOUT AS SWEET AS CURDLED LEMON JIZZ FROM THE MOOMOO’S SEVENTH FUNKY UDDER.

Tulip: Are you elegant or graceful?

I AM GRACEFUL AS SHIT. YOU KINDA HAVE TO BE WITH THE SICKLE AND POLE STUFF; GRACEFUL AND FLEXIBLE. ELEGANT THOUGH? FUCK NO.

Hydrangea: Have you endured/suffered for beauty?

I WAS JUST GOING TO SCOFF AT THIS BUT THEN I REALISED I KINDA HAVE. 

WELL SHIT.

~*~I’M A SHALLOW DOUCHEBAG.~*~

Fresia: Who is your best friend?

JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST.

UM

I DON’T KNOW. I HAVE A FEW. I DON’T KNOW WHO RETURNS THE FEELINGS THOUGH SO???

professorriversonglunauniversity:

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ohcorny:

weepinduo

mexican-lassiter:

R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!

I’m Amber!

Brad! 

Tammy!

Fender!

Brenda!

Sketch!

Shelly!

IQ!

Lou Ann!

And I’m 

JAVERT

persondudeguy:

Paganini… Look. I understand that you were the greatest violinist since forever and that you kind of went a little nuts with mercury poisoning and ego but that still doesn’t give you a right to write something so ridiculously hard. Yes that includes the caprices too you bastard.

Sincerely, aspiring solo violinists.