all of them bc im an asshole and ilu

remixdystemper:

  • Send me a ♥ for my muses romantic opinion on yours.

uh i guess i would hold your hand or something idk dude youre like family 

  • Send me a ♋ for my muses platonic opinion on yours

rad as fuck

  • Send me a ☢ for my muses angsty opinion on yours.

the fuck does this even mean
oooh kitty you and your nice hair fuck you 

  • Send me a ☀ for a happy memory my muse has shared with yours.

i died and lost my memory and was convinced for about a week your name was daryll

  • Send me a ✥ for a hidden desire my muse has for yours.

i want you to have all the love and happiness you deserve

  • Send me a ♫ for a song that reminds my muse of yours.

here u go

  • Send me a (◕‿◕✿) for something my muse admires about yours out loud.

you have friends and clade and quads and people who would kill for you

  • Send me a (◡‿◡✿) for something my muse silently admires about yours.

motherfucker what goddamn shampoo do you use

  • Send me a ރ for a sexy thought my muse has had about yours.

yea i dont?? feel that way about you? sorry but i still love you dude

I WAS PLEASANTLY SURPRISED UP UNTIL THAT FUCKING SONG, I WANT A FRIENDSHIP DIVORCE.

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geminidoomed:

you’re friighteniingly competent, kiitty

IT WAS A WARM UP!

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geminidoomed:

you miight have been pu2hiing them two hard 2weet love

THAT’S RIDICULOUS, I WAS DOING EVERYTHING THEY WERE.

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geminidoomed:

II love you

NO YOU DON’T GET IT, EVEN AV JOINED IN.

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geminidoomed:

waiit what happened iin cla22?

THEY STAGED AN IMPRESSIVELY COORDINATED MUTINY BECAUSE APPARENTLY I’VE BEEN “PUSHING THEM TOO HARD”.

awwww-cute:

World’s cutest kitten promoted to Queen of the Clovers

armageddonx2combo:

ii dont know how anyone could be creatiive when greetiing 2omeone for the fiir2t tiime. 

anyway2, her there kk

WELL I USED TO GO ON THESE HUGE SPIELS AND GIVE THEM FAKE NAMES AND FUCKED UP HERITAGES I PULLED OUT OF MY ASS BUT NOBODY EVER RESPONDED SO I JUST GAVE UP.

HEY. I’VE BEEN KICKED OUT OF MY OWN CLASS FOR WANTING THEM TO BE SAFE, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY.

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Oh my god.

I’VE DREAMED OF THIS MOMENT.

THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME.

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catastasisafterclap:

id havve to point out the transition an itd make it less smooth you spirally banana

I no longer wish to continue this conversation.

god fucking damn it tumblr

catastasisafterclap:

i knoww you redundant wwingwwongnoodle i wwas tryin to keep the convvo smooth

IT WAS ALREADY A SMOOTH TRANSITION YOU SQUIRMING LUMP OF GANGRENOUS ASSFLESH.

catastasisafterclap:

talk about a wwaste of resources

i mean wwe should be out there finding neww and intelligent forms of life

you know

fight them

YOU INCOMPETENT SHITWAFFLE, IT CUTS TO THE BLUES AFTER THAT.

SHIT THERE WAS A NEW EPISODE YESTERDAY WASN’T THERE.

catastasisafterclap:

no no

but i mean evven if wwe wwere to pull out today and if they would come take our base they wwould have twwo bases in the middle of a box canyon

wwhoopdee-fuckin-doo

WHAT’S UP WITH THAT ANYWAY?

I MEAN, I SIGNED ON TO FIGHT SOME ALIENS. NEXT THING I KNOW, MASTER CHIEF BLOWS UP THE WHOLE COVENANT ARMADA AND I’M STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, FIGHTING A BUNCH OF BLUE GUYS.